The Ten Commandments of Cucumber

1. Thou shalt honor the cucumber as a sacred object

2. Thou shalt use cucumbers in all of thy ceremonies and rituals

3. Thou shalt not worship any other vegetable

4. Thou shalt not curse the cucumber.

5. Thou shalt not pickle the cucumber.

6. Thou shalt eat the cucumber.

7. Thou shalt drink the cucumber juice.

8. Thou shalt touch the cucumber with reverence.

9. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's cucumber.

10. Thou shalt not speak the cucumber's name.

Follow these commandments and thou shalt be out of debt, have great health and prosperity, have amazing friends and live a long, happy and prosperous life filled with infinite energy and happiness in the company of The Mighty Cucumber.